Thursday, March 31, 2011

friendship is when people know all about you but like you anyway

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

"The great secret of success in life is for a man
to be ready when his opportunity comes."
— Benjamin Disraeli

Saturday, March 26, 2011

Future: That period of time in which our affairs prosper, our friends are true and our happiness is assured. -Ambrose Bierce

Thursday, March 24, 2011

The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits. -Albert Einstein

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

"To live is the rarest thing in the world.
Most people exist, that is all."
— Oscar Wilde

Friday, March 18, 2011

Today's the best day of my life...it's the only one I got.

Thursday, March 17, 2011

Never argue with an idiot. They pull you down to their level, then beat you with experience.
"Be kind and merciful. Let no one ever come to you without coming away better and happier."
-Mother Teresa

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

A woman knows she's wearing the right dress, when her man wants to take it off. -Robert Paul

Saturday, March 12, 2011

"A good laugh and a long sleep are the
best cures in the doctor's book." — Irish Proverb

Thursday, March 10, 2011

Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds. -Albert Einstein

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

40 interesting facts: http://ping.fm/ZWxTt
Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. -Benjamin Franklin

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Obama and God have ONLY ONE THING in common: NO BIRTH CERTIFICATE! The difference is, God doesn't think he's Obama.
You could cast a whole movie at the DMV.

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Beware of those who seek to take care of you lest your caretakers become your jailers. -J. Rohn